'Got to be a joker, he just do what he please...' (Come Together - the Beatles)
'Tell the truth with a laugh' (Horace
- Satires)

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Laugh or cry or laugh till you cry? It's a hard decision....
ORNITHOLOGY
MADE EASY
"When you die, you become your website."
(Terence McKenna Interview, referring to the fate of a character in Don Delillo's Underworld)
Imagine spending Eternity here!
I'd better start redecorating quick...
Come back in a year or two, you won't recognize the place....
(spot the deliberate mistakes!)
a lot of hard work & effort is going into making this... the very WORST Website in the World!
Your continuing patience & co-operation is appreciated while this dream becomes a reality...
DK
(his mark)
Davy King
Joking
just you wait ...
'when I paint my masterpiece'
PAINTED LADY

NEEDLESS to be ANXIOUS or DESPERATE
DAN was DISLEGSICK
but
his DNA wozn't affegtid
he just couldn't spell write
AND reely he was kwite brite
You probably think this is a load of old rubbish.... & you're right!

ACCEPTED
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more LAUGHING matter:

click that mouse
& rock'n'scroll
the journey is itself
the goal
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