'Got to be a joker, he just do what he please...' (Come Together - the Beatles)
'Tell the truth with a laugh' (Horace - Satires)
Laugh or cry or laugh till you cry? It's a hard decision....
ORNITHOLOGY MADE EASY
1) How to identify a Scottish OWL
- HOOTS Mon!
"When you die, you become your website."
Imagine spending Eternity here!
I'd better start redecorating quick...
Come back in a year or two, you won't recognize the place....
(spot the deliberate mistakes!)
A lot of back-breaking work & misplaced effort is going into making this...the very WORST Website in the World! Your continuing patience & co-operation is appreciated while this ridiculous dream becomes a reality...
DK (his mark)
Davy Jo King
Just you wait .. 'when I paint my masterpiece'
DAN was DISLEGSICK
but his DNA wozn't affegtid
he just couldn't spell write
AND reely he was kwite brite
You probably think this is a load of old rubbish.... & you're right!
more LAUGHING matter:
Theory of Humor
Funny, fascinating facts about F***ing
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the journey is itself