Raving Reporter:

VAGINA SINGS BLUE

Yes, the diva of dirt has done it again. Just when we thought she could go no further, the high priestess of porn and patroness of pudenda has reached new depths of debauched depravity.

Supernova star Vagina's latest hype to outrage the pubic is currently riding at Number None in the video nasty charts.

'Neurotic, neurotic, I am virgin on the psychotic' sings the sultry sex goddess while simultaneously fellating Mike (no mean feat, as you'll know if you've ever tried.)

You've got to hand it to the lechy lady, she sure knows her audience.

BIGGER BOOBS

You may have noticed some slight typographical errors & spelling mistakes in the above article (MADONNA WITH CHILD). These were, in fact, intentional. But enough Big Words...

Cor, blimey, talk about Bloomers!

TITILLATING

Due to the continuing recession (the pun fell sharply on the Shock Market today), we are going for cheaper laughs.

So, why aren't you laughing? Didn't you get your innuendo away last night?

You may think it's sexist, but it sells newspapers.

Remember, folks, there's nothing new and it's in the Sun!

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RAVING REPORTER

Davy King

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