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now Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

is detained in Greenland Zoo

this card must go by Royal Mail

do hope it reaches you

 

I'd send some joyful tidings

gift-wrapped with festive verse

but everyday the news seems bad

& it's getting worse

 

in the bleak mid-winter

of our discontent

there's little cause for revelry

or merriment

 

Christmas is coming

the force-fed goose gets fat

(geese & vegetarians

object to that)

 

even ol' Santa

ain't the same anymore

when you've seen thru his disguise

at the department store

 

the ghost of Christmas-Yet-to-Come

looks ugly grim & mean

unless the scourging Scrooge in Man

decides to change the scene

 

Saviour Baby Jesus

in a tableau Virgin Birth

can hardly help us save ourselves

let alone the bloody Earth

 

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the year is nearly ended

as alas is this

the new one could be one last chance

we can't afford to miss

 

so take a sprig of imitation holly

spray on artificial snow

'tis the season to be jolly

under the plastic

under the plastic

under the plastic mistletoe

 

xxx

 

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hoh hoh hoh!

Xmas Mix

real beard?

Silent Night?

Letter to Santa

White Xmas?

contents

 

NO NO NOL!

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[Audio: Davy King Sings Xmas Present, 288 Kb]