Politically-incorrect!

Sexist?

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Dear man in disguise

at the department store

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ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS a paramour

 

tender breasts & tasty thighs

someone I can gormandize

 

a feast fit for an omnivore

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drooling I would go yum yum

& lick her lovely labium

I'd suck that soft ripe juicy plum

enough to make my tastebuds cum

& satiate a grumbling tum

till we're both stuffed & bloated in Elysium

                                             

 

please don't leave me waiting here

holding my saltpot

 

let me get the beauty of her hot

 

I remain not yours but most sincere

 

P.S. try to remember this year

last time you forgot

 

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Footnote: What will be in YOUR stocking?