THEY'RE CHANGING THE GUARD

AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE

 

the Queen was in her bedroom

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when out the blue this bloke bursts in

he must have gone plumb loco

 

he says 'Hello Your Majesty

I don't wish to intrude

I'm a true & loyal subject ma'am

please don't think me rude'

 

she stayed cool calm & collected

as if it were just routine

you've got to admire her regal pluck

in the face of the unforeseen

 

he could have been a killer

suppose he'd had a gun

but he only wanted a cigarette

& he asked the Queen for one

 

the Queen did some quick thinking

said 'my footman has a packet

I'll open the door & get him

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a Horse Guard in a busby

hauled the man away

God had Saved Our Gracious Queen

& her courage saved the day

 

now heads will roll at Scotland Yard

security must be tightened

there'll be questions in the House

'cos dear old Liz was frightened

 

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no-one bears them any malice

they ought to be protected

let's lock 'em in the palace

 

 

 

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sez UP THE REPUBLIC!

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(by Appointment to Lese-Majesty)
 

 

 

Historical footnote:

In the early hours of 9th July 1982, an intruder, Michael Fagan, broke into Buckingham Palace & entered the Queen's bedroom.

 

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