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Today's Date:

Current Times Worldwide/Timezones

Find some of this month's notable dates here...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Month (dates of interest)

 

NEWSFLASH: Global Pandemic Coronavirus (Boris Johnson claps the nurses etc)

 

 

A Few Favourites:

* Conjuror

* Where do you draw the line?

* Interrogation of the Sea

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* TV or not TV

* As I was out strolling...

* A few daffodils

* Flower Sermon

* Unidentified Flying Fowl

 

Popular Pages (which might amuse):

 

* Suicide: the funny side - die laughing?

 

* Fascinating Facts about  F---ing

 

* Long White Beards

 

* Year of the Dog (doggerel)

 

* Not Amused (Queen's Bedroom)

 

* The BOMB BUM (an Investigation into Anatomic Weapons)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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EXPERIMENTAL pages

Here are some of the more 'experimental' pages on this site:

 

Space

Black Hole

Magic

Live Simply

Joker

(a) Computer-generated Song

(b) Remix

 

Dirty Seaside Postcard

Leaf

Carved Words

XmasMiX

(i) Cat

(ii) Schrodinger

NB Embedded Sound etc on some of these pages requires Internet Explorer

SOME GREAT TITLES

* Frantic Antics in the South Atlantic

* Whisky's Risky but it gets you Frisky

* Terse Nurse Curse Verse

* Songs of Frustrated Lust & Seduction

* The Loneliness of the long-distance Punner

* Dental-detrimental

* Reactor Detractor/ Atomic Denominator

 

 

 

 

Anniversaries & Headlines: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014

 

 

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'Songs of Frustrated Lust

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Celebrate SPRING all year round

at Little Davy King's

DAFFODIL Shop!

Lots of different Daffodil goods...

All proceeds support this site

see more details here

 

Please visit my virtual shops here...

 

 

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pick a mix -

AMERICAmix

ANIMALSmix

BEATLESmix

ECOmix

FOODmix

MONTHLYmix    

NUKEmix     

PERFORMANCEmix    

PHILIPPINESmix

POLITIXmix  

RAVINGREPORTERmix

SCOTSmix

SPIRITUALmix

WAR&PEACEmix

WATERmix         

XmasmiX

And not forgetting

those old favourites...

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& in no particular order:

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CORONAmix

APPLEmix

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A-Z of pages

for easy navigation

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

homepage

 

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This here website is a massive & intricate HYPERTEXT, a whole greater than the sum of its parts. You are free to blissfully follow hyperlinks (underlined words & various images) & see  where they lead you…

There are countless different ways thru this metaphorical maze....

 

 

Miscellaneous:

 

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ICARUS escapes the maze...

Subversive Adverts?

Toy Robot Ballet (video)

CG Song (Remix by Da Vykings)

Computer-generated Song - basic drum 'n' bass

RECORDED DELIVERY: Vaudeville Verse Vocals!

 

 

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Apologies to users of the otherwise excellent Firefox & other browsers.

Am in the process of sorting this little technical problem out. Please enable audio in your browser.

 

 

Have fun deciding which link to click on next & if you get lost, ask a policeman

While you're dithering, why not grab a bite to eat...

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Cannibal Café

Now

Open

 

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Quite a plateful....

Going on the Stone Age Diet.

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Immaculate Contraception?

 

 

SAFE SEX MADE SIMPLE

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"The forecast had warned of the possibility of slight drizzle. That was the meteorological understatement of the year. This was no mere mizzle, more like the Deluge. ‘Funny intervals & scattered flowers’, he had quipped to himself earlier in the day, while still dry indoors. Any such witty repartee was out of the question in his present predicament.

By now, his trousers were damp, uncomfortably so. Shoes soaked thru to the socks, he squelched along. The would-be Don Juan was a very wet one. Such a downpour was enough to dampen anyone’s ardour."

As Byron said of "Don Juan": "It may be bawdy but is it not good English?"

 

 

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"He depends on the charity of the State. Therefore he must bow to unbending Bureaucracy. Obstinate idiocy enshrined. Or maybe there’s method in their madness. A devious design to drive him to despair..."

 

 

FREE 25 page story (pdf)

in printable format

S.S.

"His own garb’s garbage. He’s a jumble sale mannequin in faded motley. Caparisoned in cast-offs. Unwilling exemplar of the démodé. Reduced by indigence to shoddy duds. Vestments of the order of bald hair-shirts and shabbiest fustian. Verdict sartorial suicide. A sorry sight. His down-at-heel shoes are on their last legs. Old inexpressible off-the-peg from Oxfam. Ragged trousered philanthropist. He’d make a good scarecrow."

 

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Visitors to this site, who don't live in Britain, may be surprised to learn that anyone who owns a TV in this benighted country must hand over an annual licence fee to the BBC (Bloated Bourgeois Corporation) - whether they watch BBC channels or not! Those who refuse/ fail to pay are fined or imprisoned. To make matters worse, our public broadcaster also seems to serve as a mouthpiece for the propaganda of the ruling regime.

Fair or what? It's a quaintly eccentric British idiosyncrasy like the parasitic Royal Family (who should be abolished too).

 

 

If you have previously visited this page, you may notice that a large chunk of it is missing (eg all the FUNNY bits!) Don't worry, these items are still available. They have merely been moved & are now viewable on a new page:

****Archive****

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