STOP PRESS: S.O.S.

WELCOME TO THE CUMBRIAN COAST

 

the beach at Windscale sure looks attractive

what a shame it's radioactive

 

locals claim the sea has a funny taste

it's not just the sewage it's nuclear waste

 

so would-be bathers should beware

better not go swimming there

 

anglers leave your hooks unbaited

the fish may be contaminated

 

& all you macho suntanned hunks

put on lead-lined swimming trunks

'cos when it comes to your erection

you need the maximum protection

what's in a name...

NB this is a nuclear-free zone

last chants?