if you go down to the sea again

to the lonely sea & the sky

you'll know why it's so lonely

when the filthy tide is high



Venus on the world's first surfboard

would surely find the pong too strong

mermaids swimming in the sewage

soon browned off would cease their song


this isn't just a load of bullshit

we are an endangered species

likely to become ex-stinkt

sinking fast in our own faeces



 dirtywave.gif (14731 bytes)



connoisseur of manure (pigshit!)

welcome to the cumbrian coast

the final solution

water cycle



[with apologies to John Masefield & Botticelli]

a - z