Dear man in disguise
at the department store
ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS a paramour
tender breasts & tasty thighs
someone I can gormandize
a feast fit for an omnivore
drooling I would go yum yum
& lick her lovely labium
I'd suck that soft ripe juicy plum
enough to make my tastebuds cum
& satiate a grumbling tum
till we're both stuffed & bloated in Elysium
please don't leave me waiting here
holding my saltpot
let me get the beauty of her hot
I remain not yours but most sincere
P.S. try to remember this year
last time you forgot
Footnote: What will be in YOUR stocking?
