A LOT OF HOT AIR?
WHAT A GAS!
If alternative technology could harness the combined force of the country's FARTS by means of WINDMILLS cum Methane Digesters, there'd be no need for NUCLEAR POWER...
SO
those among you who don't give a fart
proudly let rip with all your heart
don't say pardon - you're excused
break wind for Britain - let your ENERGY be used
...thinks...
THIS IDEA STINKS!
