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Today's Date:

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Find some of this month's notable dates here...

A Few Favourites:

* Conjuror

* Where do you draw the line?

* Interrogation of the Sea

* TV or not TV

* As I was out strolling...

* A few daffodils

* Flower Sermon

* Unidentified Flying Fowl

 

Popular Pages (which might amuse):

* Suicide: the funny side - die laughing?

 

* Fascinating Facts about  F---ing

 

* Long White Beards

 

* Year of the Dog (doggerel)

 

* Not Amused (Queen's Bedroom)

 

* The BOMB BUM (an Investigation into Anatomic Weapons)

 

EXPERIMENTAL pages

Here are some of the more 'experimental' pages on this site:

 

Space

Black Hole

Magic

Live Simply

Joker

(a) Computer-generated Song

(b) Remix

 

Dirty Seaside Postcard

Leaf

Carved Words

XmasMiX

(i) Cat

(ii) Schrodinger

NB Embedded Sound etc on some of these pages requires Internet Explorer

SOME GREAT TITLES

* Frantic Antics in the South Atlantic

* Whisky's Risky but it gets you Frisky

* Terse Nurse Curse Verse

* Songs of Frustrated Lust & Seduction

* The Loneliness of the long-distance Punner

* Dental-detrimental

* Reactor Detractor/ Atomic Denominator

 

Quite a plateful....

Going on the Stone Age Diet.

Immaculate Contraception?

SAFE SEX MADE SIMPLE

- comic novella  

"The forecast had warned of the possibility of slight drizzle. That was the meteorological understatement of the year. This was no mere mizzle, more like the Deluge. ‘Funny intervals & scattered flowers’, he had quipped to himself earlier in the day, while still dry indoors. Any such witty repartee was out of the question in his present predicament.

By now, his trousers were damp, uncomfortably so. Shoes soaked thru to the socks, he squelched along. The would-be Don Juan was a very wet one. Such a downpour was enough to dampen anyone’s ardour."

As Byron said of "Don Juan": "It may be bawdy but is it not good English?"

"He depends on the charity of the State. Therefore he must bow to unbending Bureaucracy. Obstinate idiocy enshrined. Or maybe there’s method in their madness. A devious design to drive him to despair..."

FREE 25 page story (pdf)

in printable format

S.S.

"His own garb’s garbage. He’s a jumble sale mannequin in faded motley. Caparisoned in cast-offs. Unwilling exemplar of the démodé. Reduced by indigence to shoddy duds. Vestments of the order of bald hair-shirts and shabbiest fustian. Verdict sartorial suicide. A sorry sight. His down-at-heel shoes are on their last legs. Old inexpressible off-the-peg from Oxfam. Ragged trousered philanthropist. He’d make a good scarecrow."

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