she said I had a dirty mind
so I took my brains to the Laundrette
(see how woolly thinking gets me wet)
vertiginous cerebral cortex
spins round in the soapy vortex
frontal lobes consort with Y-fronts
my head is swimming
I got water on the brain
I'll never be the same again
and after
my new-cleansed cerebellum
shrank in the wash
now all I talk is a load of tosh
my nerves are frayed
each laundered neuron
makes me gibber
like a moron
but my thoughts are pure
& my eyes are bright
my Grey Matter's whiter than white
No
Topping a Lobotomy
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