TWO TOO TRUE STORIES

I

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME

ON THE WAY FROM DYSTOPIA

I walked into a grey street

the railings seemed like bars

I wanted to take a short cut

to the other side of town

 

but when I'd got three-quarters down

a housewife on her doorstep said

you can't get out

it's a dead end

 

II

MARKET RESEARCH

(door to door)

- Miss Hope?

- There's no Hope here. Died years ago.

 

davyking.com