WELCOME TO
THE CUMBRIAN COAST
the beach at Windscale sure looks attractive
what a shame it's radioactive
l
ocals claim the sea has a funny taste
it's not just the sewage it's nuclear waste
so would-be bathers should beware
better not go swimming there
anglers leave your hooks unbaited
the fish may be contaminated
& all you macho suntanned hunks put on lead-lined swimming trunks 'cos when it comes to your erection you need the maximum protection
