LIFE'S A GAMBLE...

(unless you're a LAMB & then it's a GAMBOL!)

CONGRATULATIONS!

You've Won a Mystery Prize

(Read on for details of how to collect)

IT COULD BE YOU/ IT SURE AIN'T ME

got an itch to gamble

SCRATCH that card

start from SCRATCH

& SCRATCH real hard

use a coin

or use your claws

it's just a bit of fun

it's all in a good cause

Life's a LOTTERY

you bet your life

it's a game of chance

but cheating's rife

yes Life's a LOTTERY

who will win

number's up

tickets in the bin

Diceman

Dice with Death?

Oh & that Mystery Prize? Click here for details

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