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'Got to be a joker, he just do what he please...'   (Come Together - the Beatles)

'Tell the truth with a laugh' (Horace - Satires)

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Laugh or cry or laugh till you cry? It's a hard decision....

 

 

 


 

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1) How to identify a Scottish OWL

- HOOTS Mon!


 

"When you die, you become your website."

(Terence McKenna Interview, referring to the fate of a character in Don Delillo's Underworld)

Imagine spending Eternity here!

I'd better start redecorating quick...

Come back in a year or two, you won't recognize the place....

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(spot the deliberate mistakes!)

 

A lot of back-breaking work & misplaced effort is going into making this...the very WORST Website in the World! Your continuing patience & co-operation is appreciated while this ridiculous dream becomes a reality...

DKDK (his mark)

Davy Jo King

 

Just you wait ..  'when I paint my masterpiece'

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PAINTED LADY

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NEEDLESS to be ANXIOUS or DESPERATE

DAN was DISLEGSICK

but his DNA wozn't affegtid

he just couldn't spell write

AND reely he was kwite brite

 

 

You probably think this is a load of old rubbish.... & you're right!

REFUSE

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ACCEPTED

more LAUGHING matter:

Theory of Humor

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Funny, fascinating facts about F***ing

toilet humour?

teeth joke

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rude?

a pun

a - z

home

contents?

   NB Beware of OWLS

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click that mouse

& rock'n'scroll

the journey is itself

the goal

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