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ANIMALS

(the worst bestiary)

Enter your year of birth to discover which ANIMAL you are,

or find out next year's creature!

Now, meet some of the other denizens of this MENAGERIE:

• Animal Research Laboratory
• Year of the Dog (text)
• Year of the Dog (the movie)
• Poodle!
• Performing Dog
• The Magic Bone (a dog's dream) - children's story
• Teddy Bears!
• Tyger?

  “Pollution triggers bizarre behaviour in animals Hyperactive fish, stupid frogs, fearless mice and seagulls that fall over. It sounds like a weird animal circus, but this is no freak show. Animals around the world are increasingly behaving in bizarre ways, and the cause is environmental pollution.” 3 September 04 New Scientist

• Birds
• Bird Flu
• Whales: the Final Solution
• Remember the Whale?
• Take a Butcher's
• Sheep
• Vegetarian
• Blood Relations
• Free the Monkey
• Horse
• Frog
• Mutant Turtle
• Pigs
• Pigshit!
• Chicken
• Rabbits
• Squirrel
• Fowl Foul
• Parliament of Fowls (& Fishes)
• Fish
• Noah's Ark
• Dumb Animals
• Human Condition
• Schrödinger's Cat
• That Feline Feeling
• "Goldie", the Golden Eagle, escapes...
• Ganesha, Elephant God
• Octopus

& don't forget the humble insect : MOTH, Spider?

Photos: Dogs, Doves, Frogs, Greyfriars Bobby, Heron

Video: Feed the Birds, FOX!

Aviary (brings together all internal links to our feathered friends)

All are Species

Aardvark to Zebra

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"I think I could turn and live with animals, they're so placid and self contain'd,

…Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things,

Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago,

Not one is respectable or unhappy over the earth."

(Walt Whitman, Song of Myself)

'As for the writer, he is...as surely doomed as the hippopotamus.'

(Inside the Whale: George Orwell)

Remember, a Puppy is not just for Xmas

& Extinction is Forever